March 2012
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mortificat asked: wait wut it didn't ]: it works for me if you take out the brackets.
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i ate 5 tacos
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wow im so glad dell taco’s drive through is open 24 hours
these tacos really hit the spot
February 2012
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
radiobread2:
the best drunk story i have was like a year ago i was trashed and this guy offered to drive me home because i was getting sloppy and then when he pulled over outside my house i was like “thank you you’re the best person ever” and started making out with him then i basically was giving the gearshift a handjob for like 5 minutes before i realized otherwise
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You make lovin funnn
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guys i have 3 papers due on safe assign at midnight for my senior project and i only have one done and my head is killing me and i dont know what to do
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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Watch
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i think i have a mild concussion
my head is going to EXPLODE
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Watch
Can someone buy me ice cream
Ice cream would make me happy
Nope
yesouisiyou asked: floppy vagina. testicle tickler. dingleberry. crusty taco. buttfart inhaler. semen spouter. YAY US. ♥
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Today was nice
Every night
Me-okay time to go to bed *gets off tumblr, shuts down computer, turns off light and gets in bed then goes on tumblr via ipod*
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im listening to adele and actually liking it
AND I DONT CARE
IM IN AN ADELE MOOD SO SCREEEEEWW YOU
SHIT WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUNNY RIGHT NOW LIKE SERIOUSLY
im crying
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS IN MY DREAMS
How come my toes smell like macaroni?
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i had the yummiest dinner tonight and now every time i burp i can taste it and i just want more of it because it was so yummy
why was today so hard to get through
ughh
i just want to sleep my life away im so exhausted
can i not go to school tomorrow please
i need to rest my brain
oops i hate myself
off to see lynne
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