lightbuld: i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
absolutelysorted: robofillet: eyeheartbrianjones: Never not cheering me up. Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! hahaha im crying. crying.
me: i have a fever and my throat is kind of sore
webmd: you have diabetes there is no doubt about it
Doctor: You're going to die.
Patient: How long do I have?
Patient: Ten what?
Ron Swanson for president
so i get to the hospital and they gave me an iv and stuff and i chilled for like 2 hours in the room then they were like “time to go!” so we wheeled me over to the OR and they stick a bunch of stickers and wires and stuff on me and they put this weird mouth guard thing on and then the guy was like “okay im putting some medicine in now” then he told me to roll over and then...
today in government my teacher was talking about……… something… ahahaha and in his lecture he said “they take their duty to the king” and i was the only one who laughed and when i say i laughed i mean i went “BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” but nobody else thought it was funny the end :~)
bought my camera
my eyes are tired from starring at my computer screen for 2 hours it came with a telephoto lens :) i hope it works. it better work. ebay makes me nervous. omg what if i got scammed. FHSEFNJAEWKNDFJKW. my camera better come or else im coming for you alan woodward from lake tahoe california
omg my camera would break right when we get a project for photo ebay bidding is tough :( looks like im going to be up all night bidding hahaha
half of the batter ends up in my mouth
xandreakim asked: HI EMILY :)
today was absolute shit. i literally walked in my house and started crying. then i broke my sink on accident. and cried even more.
tomlinsex: I feel you girl, PREACH.
iwantallah: amanda bynes teaching her parrot to speak japanese
kawaii5-0: I heard this great joke on sims Ba harmy putar? GLARCH!