November 2011
October 2011
im getting to the point where i get so upset that i feel nauseous
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thestartsallwrong:
uhh
i can explain
Me: I think I look pretty today.
Self-Esteem: I can fix that.
Mirror: I can fix that.
Friends: I can fix that.
Black guy from Holes: I can fix that.
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so i was at my locker after school, and i was all alone and i guess the janitor decided to drop a bag of trash off the second story onto a pile of other trash and when that happened 3 volleyball players walked by and started screaming “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. THAT WAS SO SCARY. OH MY GOD.” then one was like ” GUYS I PEED MY PANTS. MY PANTS ARE WET. GUYS MY PANTS. ARE WET.” and...
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dakzevon:
por favor
por favor
por favor
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guys im really tired and ive been drawing baby heads all night and i havent had dinner or taken a shower yet and im sad and cant stop crying and my eyes are blood shot and i still have homework for 3 other classes and im going to go cry some more because im pathetic and my brain is hurting and i just want to sleep and never wake up.
lickmyminaj:
one time i almost asked myself to homecoming but got too nervous maybe next year (:
africans:
an alzheimer’s patient hits on a chick at a bar
he says, “so…do i come here often?”
i want to take a shower
but
my brother is holding a big time rush concert in the shower right now
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Watchsquidkneee:
omfg
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walked into my living to see my mom and brother doing the robot to she wolf by shakira
omg guys. my mom just gave me a lecture on drunk driving while highly intoxicated. i was laughing so hard i was crying. she was eating a chili dog at the same time, so she was swinging her arms around and chili was flying everywhere.
shes so drunk right now.
