im getting to the point where i get so upset that i feel nauseous
thestartsallwrong: uhh i can explain
Me: I think I look pretty today.
Self-Esteem: I can fix that.
Mirror: I can fix that.
Friends: I can fix that.
Black guy from Holes: I can fix that.
so i was at my locker after school, and i was all alone and i guess the janitor decided to drop a bag of trash off the second story onto a pile of other trash and when that happened 3 volleyball players walked by and started screaming “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. THAT WAS SO SCARY. OH MY GOD.” then one was like ” GUYS I PEED MY PANTS. MY PANTS ARE WET. GUYS MY PANTS. ARE WET.” and...
dakzevon: por favor por favor por favor
guys im really tired and ive been drawing baby heads all night and i havent had dinner or taken a shower yet and im sad and cant stop crying and my eyes are blood shot and i still have homework for 3 other classes and im going to go cry some more because im pathetic and my brain is hurting and i just want to sleep and never wake up.
lickmyminaj: one time i almost asked myself to homecoming but got too nervous maybe next year (:
africans: an alzheimer’s patient hits on a chick at a bar he says, “so…do i come here often?”
i want to take a shower but my brother is holding a big time rush concert in the shower right now
walked into my living to see my mom and brother doing the robot to she wolf by shakira
omg guys. my mom just gave me a lecture on drunk driving while highly intoxicated. i was laughing so hard i was crying. she was eating a chili dog at the same time, so she was swinging her arms around and chili was flying everywhere. shes so drunk right now.